They write songs about California girls for a reason.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.

Sometimes you don't need lightning to start a fire. Sometimes, it builds on its own.

You can tell a lot about a person not just by their successes, but by how they deal with their setbacks

I wonder-maybe the key is balance. Maybe it's about living in the moment while still keeping your eye on the big picture-on all the pictures.

When you go on vacation with people, you learn a lot about them.

Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.

Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.

Part of me could do it. Run off and get married. But another part... Another part of me wondered if I could really trust anyone. If all relationships were all doomed.

A guy who treats his mom well, treats his wife well.

We are neither just brains floating around nor just hearts bouncing about.

I saw a photo of a Christian Lacroix couture dress when I was in my teens and decided right then that that's how I wanted to look on my wedding day. In my mind, that's what angels looked like.

We may not agree with what religions are trying to teach us, but we can admire the institutional way in which they're doing it.

You have to take ownership and leadership of tomorrow. For that to be possible, you have to strengthen your capacity and widen your vision as a global citizen.

There are no extraordinary people only ordinary people who do extraordinary things with what they've been given

Look twice at a two-faced man.

For the understanding of a picture a chair is needed. Why a chair? To prevent the legs, as they tire, from interfering with the mind

Modesty becomes a young man. [Lat., Adolescentem verecundum esse decet.]

I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty girls hang out, but it's not the comedy world as far as I know.

Oh, SCULLION? You’re calling ME a scullion? What the HECK is a scullion?