Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

The writing that so thrills and exhilarates you, as if you were dancing right next to the band, is barely audible to anyone else.

Painting is a nail to which I fasten my ideas.

...the emergent capabilities bursting forth from the revolutionary advances in the life sciences are about to make us the principal agent of evolution.

A criminal becomes a popular figure because he unburdens in no small degree the consciences of his fellow man, for now they know once more where evil is to be found.

I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea of judges overruling presidents on national security matters.

You've got to be humble really to be yourself or to get a chance to be yourself.

Taking this view, it is possible to see financial markets as a laboratory for testing hypotheses, albeit not strictly scientific ones. The truth is, successful investing is a kind of alchemy.

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.

You play a part, and as soon as a movie is over and the camera stops, you go home and you're not really responsible for what you've done.

Civilization, or "the system" or "society" or whatever you want to call it, is best served not by mules but by free men.