Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Time flows in strange ways on Sundays, and sights become mysteriously distorted.

Peace and trust take years to build and seconds to shatter.

You ever wake up in the morning and kiss the mirror and say "HELLO BEAUTIFUL" if not you have the wrong connection with your reflection.

If I had not felt certain that every additional trial was ordered by infinite love and mercy, I could not have survived my accumulated suffering.

I let a good many mistakes show through when fixing my sensations. It will always be the same and this is what makes me despair.

When black America is on the move, America is on the move.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

I'm sure I could fall in love with a Democrat as easily as a Republican. Some things transcend politics.

Physical fitness is the first requisite of happiness.

We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.