Things are really weird around here, and most of us don't know everything. Half of everything.

Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.

I've always been fascinated by quantum physics and the possibility of alternate realities.

I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

I've been shucked and gone to heaven.

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?

May your home always be filled with love, laughter and happiness.

Just because you believe something was true in the past does not mean it will be true in the future.

Choice, I've always believed, is all that separates us from animals.

Only he is successful in his business who makes that pursuit which affords him the highest pleasure sustain him.

Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person.

I always did plays in school because I thought it was fun, but it just never occurred to me as a thing to do.

The intoxication of the faro drinker only shows itself at first by an increase in noise which is only deafening, and finally by a silent deterioration of the mind.

Time seems to slow down for me when I focus on staying in the moment and that helps me maintain a sense of balance.

Maybe I'm just flying my own little ego ship, but sometimes people resent talent.