Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day like those of a baseball player.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

A baby is a symbol of hope for the future.

There are so many random questions in life, but the important ones harldy have a random answer.

There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable.

For those who do not wish to step away from consensus, the creative is useless at best; at worst, it is dangerous.

If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce.

Fair words gladden so many a heart.

When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.

Try never to speak of your enemies by name. Any publicity is still publicity - and there are those for whom your disapproval constitutes a recommendation.

When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.

I just can't vote to go to war unless I think there's a real clear-cut American purpose in the war, that we're going to win and that we're not going fight for stalemate.