Things go away and projects crumble and disappear, or you make your movie and it comes out and no one watches it.

You see people who are disenfranchised elsewhere coming to Comic Con and making lifetime friends. I love seeing the outcasts of society all bonding together.

Intimacy is really good. But then again, the first disk on the record is not intimate in the least. It's a really good CD.

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.

The podcast was kind of an afterthought, because I was just excited about being on the radio. Then I found that the podcast listenership is some 20 times what people are listening to on the radio.

That's one of the benefits of working with a smaller network like IFC. You're awarded more trust, but trust that I really earned.

I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type of person upon whom pranks were pulled.

I love all of our subpodcasts.

Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.

The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people whove worked together for a really long time.

I always viewed [the podcast and the TV show] as two separate things.

I've always felt a certain guilt to have them labeled as 'Christina's sisters' or, 'That's Christina's mom' but them looking for the respect to be named Elizabeth and Danielle and Carmen.

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not.

I'm not one of those writers that sits worrying about posthumous fame.

The war for freedom will never really be won because the price of freedom is constant vigilance over ourselves and over our Government.

The house clock, place certain there at the bottom of things, strikes the half hour dry and null. All is so much, all is so deep, all is so dark and cold!

The Christian never works toward victory, he always works FROM victory.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

The essence of all religions is one. Only their approaches are different.

For Rembrandt, reality is role-playing.... Everyone is portrayed in relation to a social hierarchy.

I watched a lot of comedy growing up.