Things musicals taught me: All your problems will go away if you sing about it.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Are you . . . lost?” “Not really, ” she told him. “We just don’t know where we’re going.

​Till mirrors were Invented, Face was not You, Not Even part of Your Performance.

I’m a complicated man, with complicated taste buds.

He was too simple to be complex

Honey, we all got to go sometime, reason or no reason. Dying's as natural as living. The man who's too afraid to die is too afraid to live.

A holy life does not live in the closet, but it cannot live without the closet.

I do not know if you bridle your pen, but when my pencil moves, it is necesary to let it go, or - crash!... nothing more.

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win.

The biggest problem is our lack of "response-ability." That’s what happens when money rather than love is the bottom line. People act like idiots.

I do believe there is many a tear in the heart that never reaches the eyes.