Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and are bold.

There's no doubt that motherhood is the best thing in my life. It's all that really matters.

When David Arquette and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early.

I guess Pumas are in their 30s. Cougars in their 40s Jaguars are 50s, and Sabretooths go into the 60s, right?

One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe off my makeup. It opens up my pores, and then my face cream sinks in better.

I feel weird if I can't move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin.

What makes things exciting in life is to overcome your challenges and get creative and think outside of the box.

Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories.

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

I only have to do three things to look halfway decent. Curl my eyelashes, fill in my eyebrows and put some lipstick on.

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future.

It would seem no matter how progressive we get there are always those few who are backwards in their ways.

Swearing is a currency the countryside spends well.

The men of the future will yet fight their way to many a liberty that we do not even miss.

GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

One of the best ways to keep a great secret is to shout it.

Historically speaking, institutions are slow to change and usually resistant to any sudden moves - churches especially so.

I wasn't bullied in high school, I was just ignored.

I just sat down and thought, I'm going to write a song today, I'm going to give it a try. So I just stuck it on a tape like everything else. That was just another song.

Thomas Jefferson basically secularized Jesus.

I'd like to find whoever taught the Stump that extra work builds character and push him down the stairs," Neal told Kel at lunch.