Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

I've always been a direct guy.

If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

You need a bad operation. Gimme the scissors, hammer, flame.

holding a tiny dixie cup in my hand makes me feel like a giant human being that can crush things

Guilt is a feeble emotion. It surrenders too easily

For me, in my life, dyslexia has been a little bit of a blessing. It helped me find my strength and directed me towards what I really wanted to do.

The patriot who feels himself in the service of God, who acknowledges Him in all his ways, has the promise of Almighty direction, and will find His Word in his greatest darkness.

No foundation that I am aware of has hired ex-journalists to promote a thoroughgoing inquiry.

A soulmate is the person who makes your sould grow the most.

I assure you my professions never go beyond my intentions.

Those who create are hard of heart.

I had a serious boyfriend in high school, but we would take breaks in between. You shouldn't always have a boyfriend!

The cells are thus the stomachs of which the plant has millions like mouths.