Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

I love the concept of community energy.

Whatever may be the distribution of uncertainty among economists, the public only gets to hear from those who have certain opinions.

One of the things I tell people in my seminars is to hang out with positive, nurturing people. You become like who you hang out with.

Desire for God without doctrine is blind; doctrine without desire is empty.

Don't cheer me, just hear me Out 'cause I got the clout-shout (Ho!) Before I turn the party out

I can imagine a future in which real books will exist but in a more limited, particular way.

If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in London, it's just built for drinking.

"not a scientific body capable of accurately assessing the facts about global warming".

The accepted versions of the Bible are all substantially correct.