Think people really want to know what's out there?""Probably not. People don't know what they want, Evelyn, or life wouldn't suck

A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life.

He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by no means that he was not a fool.

We cannot lead a choiceless life. Every day, every moment, every second, there is a choice. If it were not so, we would not be individuals.

When I first came out to L.A., Hollywoods idea of a Latina was Mexican. It was almost like they had never seen or heard of an Afro-Latina before.

I would like to live to a ripe old age and raise watermelons in Wyoming.

No matter how great we get with digital formats of instrumentation, nothing really quite duplicates the real thing

The only difference between an artist and a lunatic is, perhaps, that the artist has the restraint or courtesy to conceal the intensity of his obsession from all except those similarly afflicted.

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

If you are a minority, it is important that you have legal ways to defend yourself in the society in which you live.

YouTube is a new experience for me-someone threw a laptop in front of me and showed me Nic Cage going mad, which has got to be the funniest thing on YouTube. He's so courageous.