Think twice before you speak to a friend in need

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

There's always something in it for the person who is allowing to be taken advantage of." Psychotherapist David in Type 1 Sociopath

Is it possible to love forever, she asked. Don't you know what forever means? It means now, he answered. Oh then we are in love forever.

As the complexity in any system increases, the ability to form a correct understanding decreases exponentially.

It's kind of a terrible irony, in a way, that the solution to America's problems was World War II.

I'd rather try and fail than not try at all, as they say

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.

I think everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it.

I realised that although I was fascinated with America, its history and culture, I was not interested in becoming American.

The life of expression is the tuning fork by which we find our way to the sacred.

Feel the delight of walking in the noisy street and being the noise.