Thinking is hard work; that's why so few do it.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

One should write only those books from whose absence one suffers. In short: the ones you want on your own desk.

I like games of chance, including women.

Christmas is about Christ. When we forget that, we lose the true magic of Christmas.

Not every Father is a Dad..

I have taken taking my music to labels for years, and everyone just thought it was creepy. They thought the images with the music were weird and verging on psychotic.

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

I write funny nonfiction adventure books about crazy, serious worlds.

Once you start making money you have to put things into perspective.

Learn to run when feeling the pain, then push harder.