Thirty-five things have to go wrong for the best thing to happen in your career

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Pride is often used as a way to protect our hearts and to hide the truth. Pride causes us to shut down and build walls.

I don't have to live up to that Superwoman myth. I can cry and be human and lean on people who take care of me. That can be very liberating.

Power rests on the kind of knowledge one holds. What is the sense of knowing things that are useless?

We're picking on people we can beat.

Since I was a boy of five or six, I had it in my mind I would be a world boxing champion.

There's hope at the bottom of the biggest waterfall." ~pg 426

The most evil creatures dont desire the destruction of everythingthey only desire to exploit it for themselves.

The way Shakespeare wrote Fallstaff is with a heightened language and everything.

Being privileged to work hard for long hours at something you think is worth doing is the best kind of play.

I will be able to forecast which side will be victorious and which defeated.