This I believe: I believe there is no God.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

True faith is unconditional.It is simply the reverence and aspiration towards a certain kind of spirit.Faith is not even the means of obtaining reward.Faith itself is the end.

No gaming outside of the venue without a sanctioned game master.

To a great mind, nothing is little.

I hate to see a young man get ahead on the basis of a famous family name.

There is no short cut to truth, no way to gain a knowledge of the universe except through the gateway of scientific method.

There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't.

I think I've got the best job around.

I've been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.

Problems are just mile markers. Each one we pass means we've gotten better.