This above all, to refuse to be a victim.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Don’t dedicate all your resources to helping others invest in their calling. Rather, invest in yourself as well

Leaders in all realms and activities of life knew that the power they had come to hold existed because they were responsible to serve the many, thus power was position of service.

Pony Lords, jump for your lives—AAH!

Selfishness is the only real atheism aspiration unselfishness the only real religion.

Getting the best response from people is how I base my success.

A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

If we will measure other people's corn in our own bushel, let us first take it to the Divine standard, and have it sealed.

It's important to discuss ideas but it's more important to surrender control and preconceptions.

Pleasure and pain, though directly opposite are contrived to be constant companions.

Language does not always have to wear a tie and lace-up shoes.