This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Never put off for tomorrow what is meant for today...tomorrow may never come.

Don't try to comfort others try be comfortable with yourself

Well, you know, I just - I believe marriage should between a man and a woman.

If Islam opposes terrorism, then Saudi Arabia should announce that no one supportive of ISIS or Al Qaeda is welcome in Mecca to make Hajj.

You know, I have found in the course of a long public life that the things I did not say never hurt me.

The most entertaining surface on earth is the human face.

Summer specializes in time, slows it down almost to dream.

I know that I've had a very fortunate life, but also I think my job as an actor is to connect emotionally to human beings.

The hope or climbing aspiration of a divine child is to receive and achieve Peace, Light and Bliss in infinite measure.

It was a weak spot in any nation to have a large body of disaffected people within its confusion.