This country was founded with the understanding that we shall be allowed to hold slaves. It was a condition of the formation. That shall not change regardless of the rhetoric coming from the North.

Then Mattie journeyed away from her home toward freedom and her family, leaving behind the bones of generations of her ancestors and their captors

My soul hunger for the living bread.

Money never sleeps, pal

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

The problem with being a gun rights supporter is that the left hates guns and the right hates rights.

People talk of the pathos and failure of plain women; but it is a more terrible thing that a beautiful woman may succeed in everything but womanhood.

Elvis' early music has drama because as he sang he was escaping limits.

I write plays instinctively. I don't like writing movie scripts.

Being Puerto Rican, born and raised on the streets of New York, you go, 'Wow, you're still friends with your ex, man? Really? That's weird.' I don't play that.

The Western sexual revolution sucks. It has not worked well enough for women.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.