This crazy thing called love...

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Never tell a depressed person to “Cheer up.” Unless you want them to tell you to “Shut up.

The free world cannot afford to accept any form of extremism, whether it is fascism, racism or religious extremism.

A parsimony of words prodigal of sense.

If we rejoice in the acts of God without discovering His ways, we'll question who He is when He doesn't do what we've asked.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

You are my cat, and I am your human.

Practice is practice, chicken is chicken.

Any opposition not based on rationalism or science or experience will one day or other, reveal the fraud, selfishness, lies and conspiracies.

These are the evils which result from gossiping habits.

Let the galled jade wince; our withers are unwrung.