This crisis is not just a crisis. Consumers are understanding for the first time that [their] degree of personal happiness doesn't rise past a certain earnings threshold.

We must change boys from a 'what can I get' to a 'what can I give' attitude.

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

Stache’s attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tactics—and a big piece if luck.

When it comes to practically everything, we seem to be of two minds.

Coco Chanel said take one thing off. I always said put another one on.

This is what I think: If you had the nerve to live what you lived, you should have the nerve to write it.

If you run, you might lose. If you don't run, you're guaranteed to lose.

I am proud to be a Southerner.

God cannot send to eternal pain a man who has done something toward improving the condition of his fellow-man. If he can, I had rather go to hell than to heaven and keep company with such a god.

Satan and all his agents, with all their combined strength and subtilty, cannot separate one soul from Christ.