This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.

I succeed in almost everything I do. My secret is persistence.

Teams that spend a lot of time learning the tricks of the trade will probably never really learn the trade.

All experiences are either positive for your brain or negative. If you maximize the positive ones, you are shaping the brain you want to being you the world you want.

Let this serve as an axiom to every lover: A woman who refuses lunch refuses everything.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

The one thing I always come back to as a writer, what I consider my bedrock, is a lot of charged images that appear in the text.

I like the freedom that comes with lowered expectations.

Having a school really is the fulfillment of a longtime dream of mine.

Essentials of how to do a startup do not include writing a business plan

Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy.