This form of love is like the painof childbirth: so intenseit's hard to remember afterwards,

The truth is seldom welcome, especially at dinner.

from under the ground, from under the waters, they clutch at us, they clutch at us, we won’t let go.

Messy love is better than none.I guess. I'm no authorityon sane living.

It's psychic. It's the age. It's chemical.

I wonderif I should let my hair go greyso my advice will be better.

I was trying to have an insight, and all I could think of was that I'd backed myself into a corner, and the corner was me.

I mean, aren’t we all tormented by past relationships?

Foolishness is more than being stupid, that deadly combination of arrogance and ignorance.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

In the eye, there is a type of junk that accumulates in the back of the retina that eventually causes us to go blind. It's called age-related macular degeneration.

I always hated my hair, so now it's going away.

I think everyone has the potential to be creative but they have to find the avenue or avenues that work for them.

There's a lesson in everything. Looking for the lesson is grounding.

Moralists love to discourse on the hollowness of success; about the hollowness of failure they are silent.

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all