This goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

What are we doing, burying bodies?" Admittedly, this would be a lace to do it. Isolated, off any main roads."Nope. We're going to war.

When people say they try to find themselves, their inner self, to understand the meaning of life I smile and I say, instead why don't you create yourself and give a new meaning to your life

You're all he ever wants.

If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.

Well,” said Stuart, “a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.

Oh, how thunderous the applause must be in Heaven, all those times we are mocked on earth for the sake of His name.

For the believer, nothing is impossible. We put limitations on ourselves.

Everyone wants to get a piece of me.

It does not pay to be friendly with officers, they take advantage of you.

Even if a man should chance to speak the most complete truth, yet he himself does not know it; all things are wrapped in appearances