This guy makes coffee nervous.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement!

Half of all people who go bankrupt cite a medical problem as one of the things that drove them into bankruptcy.

The dark does not destroy the light; it defines it. It's our fear of the dark that casts our joy into the shadows.

You don't decide you're hip. It just happens that way.

What made 'Ice Age' work is that it had its shiny candy coatings, but inside was a soft, creamy center.

I have more than once in my time woken up feeling like death.

If a man is unable to find the way to Jesus, he ought to be led. It is good work this bringing the blind to Him who alone can give them sight.

Like sheep, sidhe-seers herd by nature, until you *want* them to go somewhere. Then they're all fluffy bottoms and broken.

Half an ear cocked, something in me, all night, every night, is waiting for you to come home.

Asia's governments come in two broad varieties: young, fragile democracies - and older, fragile authoritarian regimes.