This is America. We're allowed to draw whatever we want.

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.

If you're wearing a pair of shoes that's a little flashy, then it's important not to be flashy up top and vice versa.

Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change.

Television is a service, but it's also a business.

Mr. [Donald] Trump has every right to say that didn't happen.

Television can be a very fickle place

The Fox News anchors are lovely. They have an incredible combination of brains and beauty. And I think that's one of the reasons people love watching them and listening to them.

If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.

Reagan Republicans do not criticize the other Republicans.

I think you can look at a woman's legs while she delivers the news and still take her seriously.

Everything looks uglier close up.

Stupidity is not a behavior

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

A brand is the promise of an experience.

I'm supposed to be making comics, so I had to do it the best way I knew how, which is what those guys at the beginning of the Twentieth Century were doing.

The art of being helpful is behaving as if everything we do matters - because we never know which things might.

You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

Really, I don't like roller coasters.

How do you stand out? Just find your point-of-view.

When war is raging the laws are dumb.