"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

What he feared the most was that all this hiding had made it impossible for him to ever be found again.

There is no pain but to genuinely hurt a friend.

Art is not about itself but the attention we bring to it.

Find something you love and do it better than everyone else.

And who is any of us, that without starvation he can go through the kingdoms of starvation?

What scientist would not long to go on living, if only to see how the little truths he has brought to light will grow up?

In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.

We are very grateful for what the Ontario provincial government is doing, and for cooperation from provincial and local police forces all across Canada.

None grieve so ostentatiously as those who rejoice most in heart. [Lat., Nulla jactantius moerent quam qui maxime laetantur.]

There are enough scary rock & roll mothers in the world.