This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Baseball is dull only to dull minds.

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.

Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.

When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.

People see what they want to see.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.

It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

Violent means will give violent freedom. That would be a menace to the world and to India herself.

I get a kick out of Democrats thinking they know how handicap a GOP race.

We'll attack anyone who tries to harm our citizens.

Think colour! Know how to imagine it!

It is insane that two men, sitting on opposite sides of the world, should be able to decide to bring an end to civilization.

As soon as I found out how compartmentalized the industry was, I realized, Well, no wonder the cartoons are so bad.

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.

Journalists are getting big stories wrong, over and over again.

I look cooking! Particularly pad thai.