This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

The secret to happiness is the journey, not the destination.

We change when circumstances necessitate it

It is not necessary to be an 'Intelligent', It's wise to have the 'Internet

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them.

Who writes poetry imbibes honey from the poisoned lips of life.

I have ideas of subjects and atmospheres that I love. I either want to go in a tougher, stronger direction or do the opposite: simple ballads.

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

What makes me mad is arrogance, pretension, putting on airs.

To succeed, i have to believe every night, in my heart, that i am the best.

Proclaiming a sexual preference is something that straight men never really have to bother with.