This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

Idealism + Inaction = Depression

Sometimes in the quest for enlightenment the only thing that gets lighter is your wallet.

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand

True contentment is the power of getting of any situation all that there is in it.

There aren't any embarrassing questions — just embarrassing answers.

How strange women are.

He who does not believe according to the tradition of the Catholic Church is an unbeliever.

There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category.

What are we? Humans? Or animals? Or savages?