This is a powerful message from our government: we will not be intimidated by bombs; we will not be intimidated by poison; this is America, if you're a violent, paranoid lunatic, you must use a gun!

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The wisdom of God is what we ought to seek.

Then one day I found my head when I wasn't even trying.

Life is the acceptance of responsibilities or their evasion it is a business of meeting obligations or avoiding them.

We have two kinds of morality side by side: one which we preach but do not practice and the other which we practice but seldom preach.

It is impossible to repent of love. The sin of love does not exist.

Every particular in nature, a leaf, a drop, a crystal, a moment of time is related to the whole, and partakes of the perfection of the whole.

But in that moment she realized how false most smiles were and what a tremendous waste of time.

Don't forget our vets. They have been forgotten.

Melancholy is sadness that has taken on lightness.

The world's greatest changes are made at home.