This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

We think too much and feel too little.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

Here I am trying to live, or rather, I am trying to teach the death within me how to live.

Now that we have that settled, I want to focus my attention on something else or should I say someone else... That someone else is you.

I don't know any member of Congress who ever said, 'I'm satisfied with the communication that we have from the White House.'

Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of London and was very dynamic, and I understood why my mother fell in love with him.

She loved him because he had brought her back to life. She had been like a caterpillar in a cocoon, and he had drawn her out and shown her that she was a butterfly.

I don't think I ever believed in love, not really. Just though it was something James Bond made up, a long time ago, to get laid.

I have never used steroids. Period.

mixing comes natural. i just ought to. not am i mixed to perfection, i have aptitude for art and colors.

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

I think the best comedic actors don't play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because it's real. Playing the genre is the worst thing you can do - it's embarrassing.