This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

A manager is responsible for the application and performance of knowledge.

Better to choose a limit capriciously than to have none.

False encouragement is a kind of theft: it steals time, energy, and motivation a person could put toward some other purpose.

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when I was six months old.

When something seems ‘the most obvious thing in the world’ it means that any attempt to understand the world has been given up.

Administrators make work for each other so that they can multiply the number of their subordinates and enhance their prestige.

Nobody likes it when someone calls in sick.

Le bonheur engloutit nos forces, comme le malheur e teint nos vertus. Happiness engulfs our strength, just as misfortune extinguishes our virtues.

Novelty in all things is charming.

There's no pillow quite so soft as a father's strong shoulder.