This is a win for the 4-year-olds who require pre-K, the low-wealth counties that need assistance with school construction and the disadvantaged students trying to go college.

I'm sorry, Alabama fans. I'm from New York and didn't watch football growing up.

It is not possible to know ‘Who am I?’ by ‘doing’. ‘Doing’ (anything), requires egoism, and where there is egoism, ‘Who am I’ cannot be known.

I'm sitting here doing nothing but ageing while my guitar gently weeps

Cynicism - the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence.

Some of us know how we came by our fortune and some of us don't; but we wear it all the same

Fewer people working means permanently lower tax revenues.

The individual is foolish; the multitude, for the moment is foolish, when they act without deliberation; but the species is wise, and, when time is given to it, as a species it always acts right.

Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy

If it's comedy, you taken an absurd comedic notion and you apply it to reality. If it's horror, if it's a thriller, you do the same thing.

I am the best bodyguard, because I'll take a bullet, I'll take a stab wound, I'll take a hit upside the head; I'm like a kamikaze pilot.