This is as brain-dead as a movie can be and it assumes the audience will have the I.Q. of a rutabaga.

There's nothing terribly wrong with The November Man in a serviceable late-night cable TV sort of way but neither is there anything terribly right about it. It's unnecessary and derivative.

Parodies are hard to do well, as is shown by the mediocrity of so many recent attempts. No matter how ripe a genre is for satirizing, unless you know how to do it, there are no guarantees.

Since 1977, there have been many science fiction movies, but none has managed to equal [A New Hope's] blend of adventure, likable characters, and epic storytelling.

John Wick is a rousing action thriller of the sort rarely encountered in theaters these days.

A generic vampire tale in the Underworld vein that comes closer to the infamous Van Helsing than a memorable re-interpretation of a legendary monster.

The Drop's unpredictability is organic rather than sensationalistic. The movie doesn't pull surprises out of thin air for the sole purpose of shocking an audience - it lets them develop naturally.

Side note to parents: Anyone who thinks 'Dude, Where's My Car' is more appropriate for children than 'American Pie' because it obtained a PG-13 rating needs to stop trusting the MPAA.

Being snarky and smug doesn't equate to providing insight, and there's more than one occasion when the filmmakers lose sight of this in their zeal to spread the Gospel According to Maher.

For the most part, however, Lady in the Water comes across as a movie that's too bad to be good, and not bad enough to be so bad that it's good.

If you thought it was impossible for a film to contain less effective comedy than Date Movie, here's evidence to the contrary.

He would ask nothing else from life if he would be allowed to protect and cherish her for the rest of his.

We have never been outnumbered, we have only been out organized.

and then the chosen lie would pass into the permanent records and become truth

When all is lost, there is still a memory.

No comment" is a comment so I never really understood.

A mistake is not a failure but evidence that someone tried to do something.

Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose.

Realism and art cannot live together.

I'm getting older every day, and I'm going to be making music until I drop dead.

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats.