This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat.

I had post-traumatic amnesia, five-second memory, it happens as a result of brain injury.

I think a basic level of fitness can help the body cope with all manner of incidents.

I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am.

Oversteer is best cause you dont see the tree that kills you.

All of us, each and every one, lives a life that is, in its own right, an epic.

Unless I have been sorely misinformed, supermodels are powerless to resist a man with illuminated doorsills.

Cars are changing and so is the way we communicate about them.

Say German cars are sort of very built and efficient. Italian cars are a bit flamboyant and quick. Mexican cars just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent.

Every exceptional writer holds a Master of Arts in Daydreaming.

I grew up with a very romantic, idealized vision of New York, probably because of all the books I read and the movies I watched.

Even though we must walk in the land of fear, there is no need to fear. The power of His resurrection comes before the fellowship of His sufferings.

I've done shows with orchestras, and I like writing with orchestras.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

Where poverty ceases, avarice begins.

A wet dog is lovingest.

Those who are afraid to fail may not deserve to succeed.

The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died.

Indeed, the distribution of wealth is too important an issue to be left to economists, sociologists, historians, and philosophers.