This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.

The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.

My favourite plant is the foxglove. I think they are a perfect balance between being a garden plant and a wild plant, as at home in woodland as they are in a city.

I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.

I've always liked trees. And then, growing up, I took an interest in ecology, hedges being destroyed, the landscape being turned into prairies.

Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.

On the environmental front there's concern about global warming and high levels of carbon dioxide, and trees take in CO2 and store carbon.

I don't think I'm really a rude person, but now I see myself on television, I think, 'Oh, God, that is a bit strong.' And I wonder if I've always been like that and I haven't been aware of it.

You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers.

I think political correctness is a moving line.

It's true, people don't imagine I'd be particularly woody.

But there is no energy unless there is a tension of opposites

I wouldn't go into the studio if I didn't have a band who's ready, willing, and able.

I have a lot of charity work I'm into right now, and selling my Chakalates - supporting that whole effort.

The soul of politeness is not a question of rules but of tranquility, humility, and simplicity. And in the taking of tea it finds perhaps its most perfect expression.

Whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

Great things that can happen when you're doing a movie.

But I love singing live. Nothing beats the feeling of going out on stage and going, 'I can really sing.'

A hug makes you feel good all day.

Hate not your enemies; love thy rivals, for this is the only way to convert them into your friends and your partners!

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?