This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

There's so many things that we could do.

The more you notice the love, the miracles and the beauty around you, the more love comes into your life.

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

And, so I set my goals on astronaut because, as a military aviator, it was, I considered that to be about the peak of a flying career.

So we keep asking, over and over,Until a handful of earthStops our mouths -But is that an answer?

Your personality is something that you created. Once you are aware of that, you could create it whichever way you want.

I would have loved to have been two people, but I was determined not to devote my entire life to my career.

Lord, give me Scotland or I die!

For architecture, nature provides only indications and analogies, not models to imitate.

Every year, something happens, and it turns me in a direction about where I need to go and what I need to do to give these guys direction.