This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

It is hard to be kind to those who smack the hands that feed you.

I think you're going to see a number of Democrats that do want to see us grapple with spending.

You're so beautiful but that's not why I love you, I'm not sure you know this but the reason I love you is you

Time doesn't heal anything... only God can heal

If it ain't broke, don't break it.

I don't care tuppence whether I'm forced into a leadership position or not. I'd much sooner not.

It takes a long time to appreciate one's parents.

After 14 years, it better be a real marriage, you know? We do have a great time together. We are really lucky.

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.

My name is immaterial,' she said. That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind.