This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.

Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.

Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.

I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.

Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing.

Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.

Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.

Art too is just a way of living.

shift your focus to achieve your purpose. Life is all about change!

I cannot stress this enough: do not take powerful hallucinogens before going to a Holocaust memorial.

placid, adj.Sometimes I love it when we just lie on our backs, gaze off, stay still.

I have great faith that Heaven's there and I'll see my brothers and my mom and dad when I get there.

The boor covers himself, the rich man or the fool adorns himself, and the elegant man gets dressed.

When I won the Oscar, there was something telling me 'this isn't the truth'. I had to get back to real work.

That's the job of the entertainer, to entertain, not to motivate or inspire people to get violent!

Between a dead-hero and a living-no one, always prefer the latter, always prefer the life! Being no one is infinitely better than being dead!

I just want it to go back to the way it was." "It'll never go back to the way it was, Frankie. But you have to make sure it goes forward.