This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Life is a personal race. Run the race of life with all endurance.

In my own mind, I was sort of a desperate kid.

Business as usual is dead. Green growth is the answer to both our climate and economic problems

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

It is pleasurable, when winds disturb the waves of a great sea, to gaze out from land upon the great trials of another.

Christ always calls us to life and constantly to greater joy, but rarely does He call us to comfort.

Don't look for your dreams to come true; look to become true to your dreams.

My preference is 3,000, maybe 5,000-seat venues.

I don't watch entertainment. I haven't watched in years. I want to see serious news.

It's not an adventure until something goes wrong.