This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's not just how much you love someone. Maybe what matters is who you are when you're with them.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

Get a grip on yourself. there's only one god here on earth, and that's you. If you don't like the world, make one you like better.

Life is a game of choice”.

Mother Nature is the great equalizer. You can't get away from it.

People think I'm as shallow and superficial as I look, and it's a surprise when they find out, sure enough, I am.

The Buddha would never speak about enlightenment. The way he taught people about enlightenment was they meditated with him. He exposed them to countless views of the nagual.

I heard a neigh. Oh, such a brisk and melodious neigh it was. My very heart leapt with the sound.

Life would be boring without gossip.