This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.

On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

The brutal reality of politics would be probably intolerable without drugs.

Politics is the Art of Controlling Your Enviroment.

I am a child of the American Century, and I feel a genetic commitment to understanding why it happened, and why I take it so personally.

You are responsible for every element within the frame.

A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.

Some time all kinds of letters will be published to the ineffable delight of endless readers.

Bistro cooking is good, traditional food, earnestly made and honestly displayed. It is earthy, provincial, or bourgeois; as befits that kind of food, it is served in ample portions.

Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when he finds it out himself and tells her about it.

My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then.

The thing with me and endorsements is it's harder for me to get endorsements because of the simple fact that I want in.

There is nothing so minute, or inconsiderable, that I would not rather know it than not.

I am the world's worst diabetic.

It is easy to see how after receiving this adoration for a term or two most members become convinced they are indispensable.