This is the goddess Fortuna. She brought luck - or took it away. But you'd put up with whatever she did. Because when she decided to favour you, it made everything worthwhile

It was that depressing time in the early morning where the only people about were milkmen, police officers- and time travellers.

Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point.

For some people, being mean to others is the point of their lives.

People. Products. Profits. In that order.

I don't play games. I ran away from home because my Dad brought me an Xbox.

Christmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th.

there is art and there is official art, there always has been and there always will be.

The orator puts off his individuality, and is then most eloquent when most silent. He listens while he speaks, and is a hearer along with his audience.

And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.

Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families.

He who is not a good servant will not be a good master.

Light black. From pole to pole.

It is essential that we provide the best possible care for our wounded and disabled veterans.