This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation, because as a result of what happened in this week, the world is bigger, infinitely.

There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white.

Never forget, the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.

We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another - until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices.

I don't think a woman should be in any government job whatever. I mean, I really don't. The reason why I do is mainly because they are erratic and emotional.

I know you heard what you thought I said, but what I said isn't what I meant.

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.

Nurture your minds with great thoughts. To believe in the heroic makes heroes.

I get to hear the really good or the really bad things in the press, but I don't read it. I can afford to say that because public opinion does not drive U2's audience.

I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.

I can't stand watching myself on TV.

Knew I how to pray, to intercede for your [broken] Foot were intuitive - but I am but a Pagan.

Nonviolence, applied to very large masses of mankind, is a new experiment in the history of the world.

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there.

I'm now convinced that I'm a doctor. I mean, if someone says they have a pain, I'm like, 'Well, that's your spleen.'

A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.

Fans of the 'Inbetweeners' like the show because it is about four normal people, average guys or lower than average losers.