This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

When you believe the truth about yourself, the truth that people are created to solve problems and overcome the limitations of their nature you make a name for yourself

A fiction writer is nothing more than the ambassador of an alternative world of their own design. Their success dwells in how many people their work entices to relocate

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.

Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I also started writing songs because I had this burning activity in my heart and had to express myself.

Anarchy works. Italy has proved it for a thousand years.

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation.

I won the youth vote in Massachusetts and in California. I did very well with it in Ohio.

I am not trying to change the world. I am just offering my gift that God gave me, and if somebody is moved by it, that's beautiful.