This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source.

Freedom is the fundamental condition for any growth.

I have now reached the happy age of 23. No, happy is not quite the right word. At this particular moment I am certainly not happy.

He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive.

As we sin, so do we suffer

Writing novels is a way of living alternative lives.

Nothing is more tragic - or more common - than mental inertia.

Every football player knows when his time is up.

Two things I do value a lot, intimacy and the capacity for joy, didn't seem to be on anyone else s list. I felt like the stranger in a strange land, and decided I'd better not marry the natives.

Be the fearless girl that everyone knows would dare to do anything.