This is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

I love stories that suck you in, that you can't stop reading because you are quite simply there.

I'm born and raised in the Northeast. My parents are Irish immigrants. So our tendency is to shy away from the big yellow ball that comes up in the sky every once in a while.

There are books that I read years ago that enlivened things in me that haven't died yet.

It takes a Mother's Patience, to bring a child up right, And her Courage and her Cheerfulness to make a dark day bright.

If you count all fights like everybody else does, including Rickson, who says he has 400 fights; if you count like that, I have a million.

I auditioned on my own. I tried to make a mark for myself without anybody's help, not even Mom's

My twerking skills are for the bedroom, not for the club.

When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore.

I have never lost my faith in God.

The heart has its own language. The heart knows a hundred thousand ways to speak.