This is what is meant by last words: they are keys to unlock the afterlife. They're not last words but passwords, and as soon as they're spoken you can go.

It would be better for us to have some doubts in an honest pursuit of truth, than it would be for us to be certain about something that was not true.

They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

A storyteller makes up things to help other people; a liar makes up things to help himself.

You’re not necessarily supposed to believe it…You’re just supposed to believe in it.

When a man's stories are remembered, then he is immortal.

In a moment, everything can change and in a moment, you can change everything.

People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath.

Dreams are what keep a man going.

The ending is always a surprise.

Remembering a man's stories makes him immortal.

It would take a while before the postmodern Narcissus perceived the ruins of society behind the emptiness of his mirror.

There are different kinds of infidelity, but betrayal is betrayal wherever you find it.

Here is a dream-life: A life amongst the flowers!

In business, you're the Chief Salesman. Create a sense of demand, rather than waiting to have demand.

Kings have long arms, but Misfortune longer: let none think themselves out of her reach.

Remember, to the last, that while there is life there is hope.

The middle class is both real and aspirational. And I want to make sure that it remains strong and it gives people a sense of security and confidence and optimism about their futures.

If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy.

Human war has been the most successful of our cultural traditions.

The secret of life is to have no fear; it's the only way to function.