This is where the evening splits in half, Henry, love or death. Grab an end, pull hard, and make a wish.

If you love me, Henry, you don’t love me in a way I understand.

Here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed.

I know history. There are many names in historybut none of them are ours.

Here is the cake, and here is the fork, and here's the desire to put it inside us, and then the question behind every question: What happens next?

Dear Forgiveness, you know that recentlywe have had our difficulties and there are many thingsI want to ask you.

We clutch our bellies and roll on the floor...When I say this, it should mean laughter, not poison.

There is an empty space next to you in the backseat of the station wagon. Make it the shape of everything you need. Now say hello.

every man has his own story, his own agony("The Watcher O' The Dead")

I look at where I'm at today and realize that most of my success is owed to the mentors that was in my life.

I love the Cowboys in the early 90s. That was their heyday, winning all those Super bowls. Troy Aikman was a person I looked up to.

It would be an absurdity for jurors to be required to accept the judge's view of the law, against their own opinion, judgment, and conscience.

Since the Puffy Combs case in New York, I will not try any more criminal cases

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

I want to give my compliments to Australia. Ever since your government paid a few million dollars for a Jackson Pollack painting, I figure that it must be a marvellous country

To become a philosopher, start by walking very slowly.

Most professional players are their own biggest critics. Some of the things you read in the papers that strike you as bang out of order will already have been thought by the players themselves

Whatever you put aside to seek happiness, remember where you put it.