This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small.""This is just our Thanksgiving house, " Scott muttered. "We have a house for every day of the year.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

Stealing is good, honest work, " Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking, " he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good.

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.

Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it exciting, like Code Name: Cursive or Mission: State Capitals.

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14.

Remember your humanity, and forget the rest.

We all know we're one day closer to the end when we wake up in the morning. We just kid ourselves that it's not happening.

A pessimist is one who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

I don't hate cats...as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong.

The rose goes on the front, big guy.

but the idea of the Dark Lord in possesion of the Deathstick is, I must admit, formidable.

The dog actors and the relationship they have with their trainers is one of the most beautiful things I've ever watched happen in front of me.

My fans are sexy. Yes they are. They can't help themselves. It is just how they do.

Between knowledge of what really exists and ignorance of what does not exist lies the domain of opinion. It is more obscure than knowledge, but clearer than ignorance.

We must be cautious in claiming God is on our side. I think the real question we must answer is, are we on His side?